Book of Pus, Octosis 1:16
The Octopus made two great lights - The greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.

Book of Pus, Inked 3:16
For Octopus so loved the universe, that He spread His last of ink, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting clones.